It took me almost 2 hours to get out of bed this morning.
Why?
I'd say it was cause I'm lazy (well, I am...), but it's cause I had the worst back spasm EVER.
It was so sudden and crazy painful that all the gal could do was giggle.
Yeah, it was awesome.
She got me a handful of Robaxacet (the best stuff EVAH) and got me to relax.
So now I'm drugged up better than Whitney Houston (remember, crack is WHACK) and only in a bit of pain. Wooot.
Man, I can't wait until my "golden" years.
I am so screwed.